We’ve Got a Bleeder!

note the book used as a stand since tables are too dirty for this baby

The iPad is a quark for digesting information. Or a quirky quark for alliterate whores out there. Wielding it as Prometheus would a lighted torch, the way the old world interacts with videos, pictures and bits of alphabets suddenly becomes unacceptable.

If “I want one!” popped up in your head as Tony Stark did porn with his user interface (and by extension Jarvis), then you’d definitely appreciate what the touch interface on the iPad is capable of. To be fair the display still isn’t enmeshed with googles of data like Tony’s but the potential permutations and flexibility in presenting information is still gigantitaninormous!

We’re still in the nascent days of commercial touch based computing but with millions around the world already comfortable with it, it’s only a matter of time until the Library of Congress is indexed and connected seamlessly for us to twirl, enlarge and examine as we’d please.

So forget tablet PCs, open a museum for your mouse and use your stylus to hold up your hair – for ladies and Korean boys – because once your fingers meet the iPad there’s no going back.

Lewis Hamilton and the Office Grand Prix

Score one for the geeks!

The Birds and the Bees

Here at Polkadot Monsters, we’re all slaves to technology and hence, a tad geeky.

None of us are parents yet, but for those of you who are, here’s how you can explain the birds and the bees to your angsty pre-teen / teenager in today’s world – use their language! What better than iPods, emblems of cool and sexy?

I especially like how Harem and Gang-Bang have been portrayed. Made me snort at my desk!

via Techxav

Pardon my ignorance, but I didn’t know what BBW was, so I Googled (naturally, since I’m a Google slut), and it turns out BBW stands for Big Beautiful Woman. Hurhur.

My name is Bolo Santosi.

No, not really. I won’t be surprised if it becomes a meme amongst local gamers though. Just Cause 2 is a pretty big title, with huge advertising dollars and television spots, and is produced by Square Enix, the very studio that gave us the legendary Final Fantasy series. So it came as a surprise that a disconcertingly familiar accent greeted me during a cutscene. Granted, if they had wanted exotic voice acting they probably found it in Mrs Phua Chu Kang. No one, beyond this sunny island, has correctly identified it. It is that of the Singaporean heartlander. Hello world, my name is Bolo Santosi.

RPG Heroes are Jerks!

Yet another truth-be-told moment from CollegeHumor.