The Birds and the Bees

Here at Polkadot Monsters, we’re all slaves to technology and hence, a tad geeky.

None of us are parents yet, but for those of you who are, here’s how you can explain the birds and the bees to your angsty pre-teen / teenager in today’s world – use their language! What better than iPods, emblems of cool and sexy?

I especially like how Harem and Gang-Bang have been portrayed. Made me snort at my desk!

via Techxav

Pardon my ignorance, but I didn’t know what BBW was, so I Googled (naturally, since I’m a Google slut), and it turns out BBW stands for Big Beautiful Woman. Hurhur.

Stylo-Milo Sunday!!!

Shermeen Tan

individual style:
Fleamarket/grandma-closet rummager

style tip:
Dress up your head as well – hair, hats, scarves, sunglasses, elephants, etc.

favourite piece in the wardrobe:
Knitwear! (so that’s my slouch beanies + vests + dresses). Okay, I cheated; that’s a category rather than a piece, but light knitwear is so fun to match and dress up and down.

some of my scarves + hats
(my mother says I have only 1 head, why do I need so many hats. I have about 15, I think. Oh well. they’re like shoes!)

Scarves on the left, slouch beanies on the right

How to slice an onion without crying

Thought this was a nifty tip. Probably because I’m *sorta* hopeless at chopping things (True story: cut off the tips of my fingers once*).

*Don’t worry, they grew back!

Stylo-Milo Sunday!!!!

Eileen Lee

is our Stylo-Milo this week! She loves bright colours and decks it out nicely in gloomy London weather.

Seen most often in:

During winter, I’ll be often seen in polo neck top, denim skirt, black tights and high boots! Summer will be filled with solid coloured top and shorts. Will usually add on a summer light scarf and shades

What she would wear on a BLIND DATE:

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Stylo-Milo Sunday!!!!

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Viviane Then is Stylo Milo

Seen in most often: It depends what I’m doing. I love the sea and wakeboard a lot on the weekends so I’m usually in shades, berms/capris/boardshorts and beachwear.

Formal wear: At work,  I swap for a more chic look. At parties/functions I swing between bohemian and mod. Dresses and pants are the staple.

Favourite piece of clothing: My fisherman pants from Thailand! Because it’s comfortable and it gives a bohemian feeling.

Individual style: Modern chic (even when I’m doing sports)

Style note: Less is best, so don’t try too hard to over-accessorize.