The Birds and the Bees

Here at Polkadot Monsters, we’re all slaves to technology and hence, a tad geeky.

None of us are parents yet, but for those of you who are, here’s how you can explain the birds and the bees to your angsty pre-teen / teenager in today’s world – use their language! What better than iPods, emblems of cool and sexy?

I especially like how Harem and Gang-Bang have been portrayed. Made me snort at my desk!

via Techxav

Pardon my ignorance, but I didn’t know what BBW was, so I Googled (naturally, since I’m a Google slut), and it turns out BBW stands for Big Beautiful Woman. Hurhur.